"How about I don't whine, okay Mommy?"
(During a recounting of Goldilocks and thee Three Bears, when Goldilocks goes to sleep in Baby Bear's bed) "But who can sing Goldilocks a lullaby?"
Me: If you eat five more noodles, you can have more applesauce.
(During a recounting of Goldilocks and thee Three Bears, when Goldilocks goes to sleep in Baby Bear's bed) "But who can sing Goldilocks a lullaby?"
Me: If you eat five more noodles, you can have more applesauce.
Asher (who knows perfectly well how to count): Here's one! (chomps a noodle) Here's two! (chomps another one) And this is five! (chomps a third)
Asher: Can I call you 'Kristi'?
Asher: Can I call you 'Kristi'?
Me: No, you can just call me 'Mommy'
Asher: How about I just call you 'Kristi' one time?
Me: Okay, one time.
"Goodnight Simon! I love you! One day, when Simon is bigger, he can say, 'I love you too' to me."
(During a telling of The Three Little Pigs, when the straw house gets blown down) Sigh "Now they will have to build it again."
(Holding up a potato) "Daddy, you are a papá, just like this papa." (laughs at his own joke)
Asher: Hey, Mommy, do you remember when we watched Cars?
Me: Yes, I remember.
Asher: Do you remember when we ate ice cream?
Me: Yep.
Asher: Do you remember Simon?
Me: Yes.
Asher: Do you remember me?
Me: If you bang your fork on the table, I will have to take it away.
Asher: Do you remember when we ate ice cream?
Me: Yep.
Asher: Do you remember Simon?
Me: Yes.
Asher: Do you remember me?
Me: If you bang your fork on the table, I will have to take it away.
Asher: We don't take things away from people. That is not kind.
6 comments:
What?! No comments?! These are hilarious. The kind of wonderful stuff that childhood is made of.
These are amazing. Thanks for sharing!
I burst out laughing at work. Oops ;)
classic!
Good stuff. I love these conversations.
My favorite is the fork one!
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